So, you're going camping. Do you shit in the woods and wash up in a stream or lake? Or do you have to choose a camp site with nearby "modern" facilities?

Modern facilities, preferably a clean bathroom and wifi, not much for the great outdoors, I like my creature comforts.

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Chuck, f*ck or marry: Out of the three following people, you have to choose one to throw over a cliff (chuck) sleep with (duh) or marry. (also duh). Your choices are: Justin Beiber, Richard Simmons, and Gilbert Gottfried. Good luck.

I'd chuck myself off the cliff and have done with it.

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Can I have a hug?

Of course! *Hug.*

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If you had the opportunity, would you like to be a magicians assistant and perhaps be sawed in half?

Without a question yes! I love really well done magic tricks. I <3 Penn & Teller.

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If you could only ever watch one television show for the rest of your life what would it be?

If you could only ever watch one television show for the rest of your life what would it be?

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